Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Overheard on Eric Cantor's Cellphone:


Eric Cantor

“When you SHITHEADS are out there talking about the unemployed, be SURE to feign concern for them and their plight. Use words like ‘empathy,’ ‘sympathy’ and ‘understanding.’  I know it hurts your lips to form those words, but we don’t want people thinking the Republicans in the House are insensitive bastards, now do we? Ho ho ho. Ha ha ha.”

House Majority Whip Rep. Eric Cantor (R-Virginia)

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