Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Overheard Outside the Senate Bath House:


Lindsey Graham


“So there I was flying back to Washington so I could vote to stick it to the long-term unemployed and all of a sudden, the plane was going down … right in the middle of me going down … on the pilot! I was scared, I tell ya.”

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina), after his plane returned to the airport as he attempted to return to Washington, D.C. on Monday




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John McCain
 
“There, there now Lindsey. Calm down. Here is some water. Take a deep breath and swallow.”

Sen. John McCain (R-Arizona)






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Lindsey Graham




“That is EXACTLY what the pilot said, Johnny! How did you know? Were you spying on me?”
Sen. Graham






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