Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Overheard on Lyndon B. Johnson's Cellphone:


John F. Kennedy

“Did I ever use Executive Orders … Well, that’s how I, and later President Johnson, laid the groundwork for affirmative action in the Untied States. It was the only way to get it done.”

Former President John F. Kennedy





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Lyndon B. Johnson
“And for the record, Jack … I used an Executive Order to bang Marilyn Monroe after you died. And your First Lady? Let’s just say that by virtue of ANOTHER Executive Order, she was my Second Lady.”

Former President Lyndon B. Johnson




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John F. Kennedy

“I always knew you were a Texas-sized cocksucker.”
John F. Kennedy

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