Overheard in the Senate Bath House:

Rick Santorum

 

“The idea of gay marriage just makes my penis shrivel up.”

Rick Santorum, America's favorite Roman Catholic, homophobe, racist and producer of lousy movies for the Christian fundamentalist/separatist audience. Santorum is a highly probable 2016 Republican candidate for president.

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Lindsey Graham

“You keep telling them that, Ricky. Don’t worry about me. I know how to keep my mouth shut. I daresay I know how to keep it OPEN, too! As far as I'm concerned, mmmmh mmmmh mmmmh, I mean, MUM's the word. I'll never tell.”

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina)