“These gay boys ... they play with RUSSIAN fire … Now Scottish brewery is making ‘Hello My Name is Vladimir’ beer! They sent me a case—as if I would EVER put phallic LONG-NECK
BOTTLE to my lips or in my mouth! Of
course, the Scots would do something like this. They just legalized gay marriage!
They encourage people to BE THEMSELVES,
to be OUT AND PROUD. I spit on this
incessant need for openness and honesty. Whatever happened to staying in the
closet out of shame?”
Russian President Vladimir Putin, responding to an announcement by Scottish Brew Dog Brewery that it is introducing a pro-gay beer named for Putin with advertisements featuring a bare-chested man on horseback in a decidedly Putin-like pose. The target market for the brew, says the company, is “uber hetero men who ride horses while topless and carrying knives.” Part of the proceeds from sales will benefit oppressed minorities.
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