Sarah Elizabeth Cupp |
“It is
clear to America that Democrats want to focus on small ball issues … like low
incomes for women … birth control for solar panels … raising the minimum wage … You know, small balls. So
why are you democrats playing small
ball? Is it because you have small
balls? I think I just made a ... pun ... whatever that is.”
Sarah
Elizabeth ‘SE’ Cupp,
co-host of CNN’s ‘Crossfire’
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Mo Elleithee |
“Uhm
… are you retarded, C-Cupp? Do you even read the headlines?”
Mo
Elleithee, communications director for the Democratic
National Committee
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Sean Spicer |
“We Republicans
are talking the big issues; the issues that put people back to work ... like taking down Obamacare! That’ll fix the economy!”
Sean
Spicer, communications director for the Republican National
Committee
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Sarah Elizabeth Cupp |
“You
tell him, Sean! We Republicans are out there trying to change AMERICA in ways that matter! Like … violating the Constitution by not
treating people equally! Like shaving
ferrets! Like scraping used chewing
gum off the bottoms of chairs! Like forcing
women to stay pregnant!”
Sarah
Elizabeth ‘SE’ Cupp
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Mo Elleithee |
“C-Cupp,
how on earth did you ever get your own show? Oh, wait. I just glanced down at your tits and completely understand. And wow, Sean, you are retarded too. I did
not realize it before this. Does your entire fucking party ride the short bus?
Or just those of you who speak in public?”
Mo Elleithee
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