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| Vladimir Putin |
“What
would I do if I was president of United States? I probably would invade Canada,
because it sounds like ‘Crimea,’ and because Canada has army made of little
girls and old men. I would also take my shirt off more to get better tan. I would probably smile less. I
would also find new ways to beat down gay boys and dyke girls. Oh, and I would
ride horse into Congress and throw horse droppings at my enemies. That would be
just my first day. I am Russian; we have lots of energy.”
Russian
President Vladimir Putin
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