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| Abraham Lincoln |
“Bill O’Reilly
says I would never have gone on the ‘Between Two Ferns’ Internet comedy show as
did President Barack Obama to promote the Affordable Care Act. He’s right of
course; Bill always is. Bill would also say I never have spent my time
traveling across the frontier going from lonely
manly, musky-smelling bed to lonely manly, musky-smelling
bed. Bill would also say I never
spent my free time engaging in sweaty,
testosterone fueled wrestling matches
with other adult males just to show
off my superior strength and demonstrate
I was a top and never a bottom. And, of
course, Bill O’Reilly would be correct. LOL, motherfuckers, LOL.”
Former
President Abraham Lincoln, author of the Emancipation Proclamation and well-known frontier cuddle bunny
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