Tuesday, March 4, 2014

Overheard on Jesus Christ's Cellphone:


Steve King

“The problem with all of this homosexual business is that it is self-professed. There’s no way to verify it.* So when you go around giving these self-professed fudge packers, carpet munchers and rainbow riders special rights and privileges, how do we know that they really are what they say they are? That allows people to go around pulling all sorts of scams on business owners, and then getting the the business owners charged with hate crimes, just because they want to worship God.”

Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa)



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Jesus Christ
“Rep. King, I have a GREAT idea, though it rational thought so you may be disqualified. I want to appoint you VERIFIER-IN-CHIEF for all of these so called gays, bisexuals, lesbians and transgenders. If someone says they are gay and you don’t believe it, they come to you, swallow YOUR sausage or you can swallow theirs, if you want, and they can then receive your official endorsement as being 100% King-sized gays. Will that take the element of doubt out of this issue for you? I knew Father made some dumb-ass animals, but you take the cake.”

Jesus Christ, son of God




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