Tuesday, March 4, 2014

Overheard Outside Ken's Manly Bachelor Pad:


Ken

“Barbie didn’t dump me. I dumped her after discovering her breasts were nothing more than hard plastic lumps just as phony as her personality. Now I hang out with G.I. Joe. Not the new model. I like the older ones, you know, with the Kung Fu grip. Pretty manly stuff.”

Ken, longtime boyfriend of diva doll icon Barbie

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