Thursday, March 13, 2014

Overheard on Pope Francis I's Cellphone:


Pope Francis I

“I love Dottie Sandusky as much as if she were a poor hungry child living on the streets. And I admire her efforts to cover up the work of her pedophile husband. She’s an enabler after my own heart! And since she has never had a child the regular way, I think I can nominate her to play the part of the Virgin Mother at next year’s Vatican Christmas Pageant. My legal team is working on this now.”

Pope Francis I

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