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| Francois Hollande |
“The
American people, they always make big jokes about the French being a bunch of
pussies who won’t fight. Well, who invaded Mali and settled their civil unrest
in a matter of hours? That’s right, the French. And who invaded Iraq and bombed
the fuck out of it for 10 years? TEN YEARS! And still didn't really accomplish anything? The United States. Who invaded Afghanistan and
is still waging an expensive war after 10 years? Oh yeah, the United States. Do
you see a trend here? Maybe we French are not so much the pussy boys you thought?
We are ready to help in Syria, though we will wait while the American
government masturbates its way to a decision. Viva la France!”
French
President Francois Hollande
