All quotations appearing on "Overheard Somewhere" are completely fictitious, unless they aren't. Quotations may contain profanity, references to bodily functions, and/or harsh doses of reality. The quotations are most likely tasteless and likely to offend someone. Welcome.
"I am going to keep having plastic surgery until my
goddam smile wraps all the way around my head—360 degrees—and my eyes are on
opposite sides of my head."
