Overheard on Fox:

Martha MacCallum

“If African-Americans want to be arrested less, they need to smoke less marijuana. That’s what’s causing the great disparity in the number of blacks being arrested vs. the number of whites being arrested. It has nothing to do with the color of anyone’s skin, though those darkies sure do look better wearing prison orange than the white folks.”

Martha MacCallum, Fox host

Overheard on Fox:

Martha MacCallum

“Obamacare has devastated more lives than both Hurricane Katrina and the Iraq War combined. Can you fathom that? Can you fathom the pain and anguish President Obama has caused through this law?”

Martha MacCallum, Fox News

Overheard on Fox:

Bill Hemmer

“What is this bullshit about the Obamacare instructions being available in 150 different languages? Jeeee-zuhs Christ. If THESE people are going to come here, take jobs from us, and stink up our cities with their ethnic cooking, they damn well ought to learn how to speak good old U.S. of A. English.”

Fox News host Bill Hemmer

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Martha MacCallum

“When the first settlers came here to America in 1620, they learned to speak American, dammit, so these new immigrants can, too. Quit being so lazy!”

Martha MacCallum, Fox News co-host

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Bill Hemmer

 

“Yeah. Lazy ass people wanting food stamps and health care… learn-o how to speak-o the English-o.”

Bill Hemmer

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Martha MacCallum

“If not, we should send them back to Alaska, or wherever they come from.”

Martha MacCallum