All quotations appearing on "Overheard Somewhere" are completely fictitious, unless they aren't. Quotations may contain profanity, references to bodily functions, and/or harsh doses of reality. The quotations are most likely tasteless and likely to offend someone. Welcome.
"Do you think I'd get any more cooperation from
Republicans if maybe I offered to shine their shoes or mow their lawns? I'm
ready to try just about anything."
