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| Sen. Lindsey Graham |
"A lot of people believe I
look like an old lesbian. There are entire websites devoted
to it. No kidding. And then there are those people who say I must be a
homosexual because I'm single, never been seen on a date with a woman, act like
a prissy queen, and squeal like a little girl when someone splashes me with
water. It's funny, though. No one ever says I'm a homosexual based on the
time I spend cruising gay bars and bath houses. Oh wait. No one knew about
that. Oh poopie."
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina), who believes high-capacity magazines for automatic weapons are important because sometimes,
dammit, you need more than six bullets to kill something properly.
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| Mr. Ed |
"I taught him how to smile, you know. But when he takes me for a ride, I always make him use a saddle, if you get my meaning."
Mr. Ed, famous talking horse.
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