Overheard in Washington, D.C.:

Mitch McConnell

"You know what the best thing is about being from the south? You can tell everyone to go fuck themselves, but it sounds friendly because you speak in a goddam southern accent. Everybody LOVES that southern accent, even when it comes out of the mouth of a bullying old Mr. Fancypants like me. And by the way, President Obama did not get elected to a second term of office. What happened is the American public opted to give him a four-year extension on his one term of office. See? I was right. He is a one-term president." 

Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky), who believes American consumers do not need an advocate and once famously
announced his goal was to ensure President Barack Obama
was a one-term president.