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| The Cardinals |
"HEY! You stupid AMERICAN cardinals! Quit talking to
the media! Do you think Jesus wants everyone to know what goes on behind closed
doors here at the Vatican as we work to choose a new pope? What the fuck is wrong with you?"
The Cardinals Conclave at the Vatican
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| Jesus Christ |
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"Listen up, oh boys with funny hats: keep me out of
your bullshit. In my Father's house, there are many mansions, and not one of
them has a damn door. There are NO closed doors here in heaven and nothing bad would
go on behind them even if we DID have doors here. Take a lesson from that,
assholes. The Catholic Church would be better served by OPENING its fucking doors ALL the time. Bad things might still happen when the doors are left open, but at
least we will know who is doing what to whom. And yes, the lamb I'm holding means I'm
having Greek for lunch again. What can I say. I love gyros."
Jesus Christ, son of God
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