Thursday, March 7, 2013

Overheard in Seoul:



Kim Jong-un

"This is me being angry. See anger radiate all around me. Grrrrrrr. (See how I made that 'radiate' pun? I am one sharp cookie.) We will strike the U.S. with nuclear bomb because it is trying to start a nuclear war with us. Negotiations with Secretary of Basketball and Addictions Dennis Rodman over! I change my mind! Do not send him here again! No more sleepovers with my homey! Do you like how I shave sides of my head? I do it to look taller and thinner." 

North Korea leader L'il Kim Jong-un

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