Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Overheard in Washington, D.C.:


Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods

Billy don't  be a queer-o,
Don't be a fool with your wife.
Billy, don't be a queer-o,
Come back and build me a bike.
And as they started to go, she said, "Billy, don't use no blow-ow-ow-ow..."
Billy don't be a queer-o,
Come back to me.

Vice President Joe Biden






"Again this morning with the 1974. I woke up and I was Bo Donaldson—remember him?—with those god-awful bell bottomed, rhinestone-encrusted jump suits and hair down past my shoulders. I don't mind waking up believing I'm someone else, but I wish it was someone besides these goddam one-hit-wonder bands. Christ, what a fate! Why can't I wake up believing I'm Bruce Springsteen? I think Hillary is behind this shit. Does anybody know where I am right now?"



Joe Biden (D), 47th vice president of the United States 

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