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| Jesus Christ |
“Franny!
I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU ARE DOING; DROP IT AND COME HERE!”
Jesus
Christ,
son of God
 |
| Pope Francis I |
- - -
“Here I am. What can I do for you? Have
another joke for me?”
Pope Francis I
- - -
|
| Jesus Christ |
“I
wish I did. Did you get your edition of “The Pedophile Weekly News” today? I KNOW you have a subscription.”
Jesus
Christ
- - -
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| Pope Francis I |
“Of course. Just like every other
Friday.”
Pope Francis I
- - -
|
| Jesus Christ |
“Did
you see the story from Philadelphia Pennsylvania? A Rev. Robert L. Brennan
sexually assaulted about 20 boys while being transferred from parish to parish
for 15 years.”
Jesus
Christ
|
| Pope Francis I |
- - -
“Yes, yes. But he was never charged
because all of the charges were too old, which is the same thing as finding him
not guilty.”
Pope Francis I
- - -
|
| Jesus Christ |
“No,
it isn’t. But he’s been charged, Franny! Another one of his victims came
forward and his case falls within the time requirement. For three years.
Brennan hounded that poor kid and he is being charged with rape, involuntary
deviate sexual intercourse and aggravated indecent assault.”
Jesus
Christ
- - -
|
| Pope Francis I |
“But Jesus, you are missing an
important point here. That 26-year-old survivor CONTACTED THE DIOCESE regarding
the incidents and the diocese IMMEDIATELY contacted the police! That’s a good
thing, right?”
Pope Francis I
- - -
|
| Jesus Christ |
“Oh My Name In Vain, Franny! Don’t
break your arm patting yourself on the back when all you are doing is following
the law, you shithead. “
Jesus
Christ
- - -
|
| Pope Francis I |
“You just don’t like Catholics, Jesus.
I don’t know what we ever did to you. We certainly didn’t crucify you.”
Pope Francis I
- - -
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| Jesus Christ |
“I
don’t hate Catholics or anyone, you imbecile. I'm Jesus Fucking Christ. What I dislike is ignorance. In this very
case, the diocese had clear indications from Brennan’s psychiatric evaluations
that he was a pedophile, and all you EVER did was keep moving him around. You
NEVER EVEN told him to keep his hands out of little children’s pants!”
Jesus
Christ
|
| Pope Francis I |
- - -
“I resent that, Jesus. Who
are you to call me an imbecile?”
Pope Francis I
- - -
|
| Jesus Christ |
“I
AM THE FUCKING SON OF GOD, FRANNY. I WILL CALL YOU ANYTHING I WANT.”
Jesus
Christ
- - -
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| Pope Francis I |
“Sorry.”
Pope Francis I
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| Jesus Christ |
“In
this case, you sent the guy for rehab but it never helped. Hell’s bells,
Franny! Father Brennan assaulted that last boy in the church sacristy, the rectory, a
storage area and inside a movie theater. I hope it wasn’t ‘Finding Nemo.’ I
love that movie. And what the hell is it with priests and the children of
Pennsylvania? This makes two major arrests there this week!”
Jesus
Christ
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| Pope Francis I |
- - -
“For one, the parents in Pennsylvania
are very trusting of priests. Most of them are pretty old school. And secondly,
the kids in Pennsylvania are REALLY attractive.”
Pope Francis I
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| Jesus Christ |
- - -
“Franny,
I am starting to reconsider whether or not you are cut out for this job.”
Jesus
Christ
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