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| Wayne LaPierre |
"By enacting strict gun laws, Connecticut has ensured
it will be overrun by bad guys—desperadoes, bad guys, no-goodniks, drug dealers,
prostitutes, nearsighted spies, addicts, toothpaste salespersons, robbers, burglars, shoplifters,
deer with nefarious plans, cattle rustlers, the mafia, KKK members, chickens with AIDS, and
dwarf hitmen—and no one will have a gun to stop them. The bad guys will come into the state, rape all
the family pets, burn down all of the mini-marts, and make a general mockery of
life, liberty, happiness, apple pie, hot dogs, Downy fabric softener, and Chevrolet. The entire state will end up moving away because it is just too bad a
place to live any more! It's a travesty! The Constitution weeps! I hope you are all happy! Gesundheit!"
Wayne LaPierrre, who earns $1.3 million a year as chief executive officer of the National Rifle Association, commenting on new stricter gun regulations approved this week
in Connecticut.
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| Slim Pickens |
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"You know, bad guys all descending on a town and driving the residents out... that sounds an awful lot like a movie I was
in once... I can't remember which one it was, though."
Slim Pickens, actor
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