Friday, April 5, 2013

Overheard in Hollywood:


Jeremy Irons

"I am a probably one of the most ignorant, stupid, pathetic assholes in the history of the universe. Calling me a fucktard would be to overstate my intelligence. I am also unsympathetic, unknowledgeable, insensitive, aggravating, annoying, unkempt, and overall best left to sit in a corner and keep my fucking mouth shut. I also don't like to bathe, have never wiped my ass, and prefer dating outside my species. Does that just about cover it?"

Actor Jeremy Irons, who recently questioned if allowing same-sex marriage would allow fathers to marry their sons, because after all, Irons believes incest is only a crime when there is a chance of "breeding." Irons' comments might raise the question of how many generations of inbreeding might be evident in his family tree were someone to ever care enough to shake it.

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