Overheard on Fox:

Brad Blakeman

"By giving 15-year-old girls access to the Plan B birth control, President Obama is endorsing statutory rape. He is putting the presidential stamp of approval on it, in fact. He might as well start renting out the Lincoln Bedroom for afterschool romps."

Brad Blakeman, Republican Strategist, speaking on Fox

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Jeff Spicollli

"Wow. I think he said that without being stoned. I don't think I've EVER been THAT stoned. But wait.... the Lincoln Bedroom... Wow. Lincoln's bed... Did he build it out of those famous logs? Radical!"

  

Jeff Spicolli, renowned stoner