Friday, May 31, 2013

Overheard in Washington, D.C.:

Rep. Steve Stockman
"The right to keep and bear arms comes from God. I'm not kidding. It's in the bible."

Rep Steve Stockman (R-Texas)



Jesus Christ
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"Yes, that would be in the Book of Bullshit 1:29—'Blessed are the gun mongers for they shall ride the short bus and be special, always,' which you OBVIOUSLY are, you fucktard. What is it about Texas that makes it produce so many people who are so fucking stupid? I need to talk to Father about that. Maybe the gene pool there is just too weak."
Jesus Christ, son of God

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