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| Pat Robertson |
“Way to go, homosexuals! Now God is
going to go all Sodom and Gomorrah on us and we’ll ALL BE TURNED TO SALT. I
believe Justice Kennedy must have gay law clerks or something.”
Pat Robertson, media mogul, former minister, renown collector of liver spots and God's best friend.
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| Jesus Christ |
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“Oh, Patty. So angry and filled with hate. We don’t do the salt
thing anymore, haven’t you heard? Too much salt causes high blood pressure. You
really are a douchebag. Sodom and Gomorrah didn’t happen because there was some
sodomy going on—there was, but it was irrelevant to the situation—It was
because they couldn’t find 10 righteous men, period. I love it when you TV
evangelists twist and turn things to meet your own needs. I hope you can still preach like that when you are roasting with my friend Lucifer, because THAT is where you are headed. Hope you like it warm!”
Jesus Christ, son of God
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