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| Jesus Christ |
"Hey, Obama. you fucked up."
Jesus Christ, son of God
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| Barack Obama |
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"Like I haven’t heard that before.
What is it this time?"
What is it this time?"
President Barack Obama
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| Jesus Christ |
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"You should
not have postponed the requirement for businesses with 50 or more employees to
insure their employees. Citizens who support you have waited LONG enough to
gain coverage. You had it right the first time. Quit doubting yourself."
Jesus Christ
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| Barack Obama |
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"But
the businesses were complaining that they did not have
enough time and I can
understand that."
President Obama
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| Jesus Christ |
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“Fuck that, you moron. EVERYONE has had four years to prepare for this. EVERYONE. And now you come along and say it is OK for businesses to delay. Will citizens have the same option to just wait a year until they purchase insurance as the law requires, or are you going to do your continuing imitation of a walking vagina and give them another year as well?
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| Barack Obama |
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"A
'walking vagina'? I'll kick your ass. Who in the hell do you think you are?"
President Obama
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| Jesus Christ |
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"Uhm... I don't think I'm anyone. I know I'm Jesus
Christ, the son of God. Still wanna kick my ass?"
Jesus Christ
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| Barack Obama |
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"Oh
sure. Like I haven’t heard that before. Mitch McConnell tells me HE is the son
of God every other week or so. He jumps up on a table or a desk and starts beating his chest and screaming, 'I AM THE SON OF GOD.' Sometimes he pulls out his penis and says, 'Behold the holy scepter.' You don't do that, do you? I've seen enough penises for a while."
President Obama
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| Jesus Christ |
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"No. My scepter IS a scepter. Can
Mitch McConnell make one of your arms fall off just by looking at it?"
Jesus Christ
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| Barack Obama |
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"No.
I know that because he has tried. Stared at my right arm for three solid days trying to make it fall off. I thought he would get a hernia."
President Obama
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| Jesus Christ |
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"I CAN make it fall off. Wanna see? You can reach down, pick it up off the floor and give yourself a handshake."
Jesus Christ
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| Barack Obama |
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“Uhmmmm…
No, Jesus, sir"
President Obama
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| Jesus Christ |
"You
know, Barry baby, every time I think you are getting your shit together, you do
something like this and I just personally want to get out my cat o’nine tails
and really tear your ass up. Stop doubting yourself. You are into your second
term. And with all of the hemming and hawing, you are squandering your
opportunity to finish your agenda. If you don’t have the balls to finish the
work you started, just resign. Take Michelle and the kids and move on with
your life."
Jesus Christ
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| Barack Obama |
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"OK,
Jesus. I will try to do better."
President Obama
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| Jesus Christ |
"Do
or do not, Barry. There is no try. Isn’t that a great line? I learnt it from
Yoda. A righteous dude if ever there was one.”
Jesus Christ
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