“John,
if we had done what I proposed in the first place—hitting Syria with a ketchup
bomb—we could have launched it already and this would all be resolved. You need
to listen to me more often.”
Teresa
Heinz Kerry, wife
of Secretary of State John Kerry
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“Yes dear. Take your medication now.
And don’t try to fool me by chugging Worcestershire sauce. When you are done, open your mouth and lift up your tongue so I can make sure it's all gone. No fooling daddy.”
Secretary Kerry
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