Overheard in Congress:

Rep. Eric Cantor

"What is it about cutting budgets and stepping on low income families that just makes me wanna sing! Join in folks. You know the tune! It's the 'Chattanooga Choo Choo!' C'mon! It will take our minds off that fucking desert Syria! By the way, I'm a high tenor, so try and harmonize. I have a high voice because I HAVE NO BALLS!"

House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Virginia), who is this week pushing major cuts in the federal Supplemental Assistance Nutrition Program (SNAP), a.k.a., food stamps, while much of the nation has its attention diverted by problems in Syria. This little number was performed by our boys wearing divine little tutus.

 

Rep. John Boehner

Pardon me John,

But can we cut the food stamp program?

(Yes, yes, yes)

Let’s fuck the poor

No more freeloading allowed.

We can’t afford

To fund the food stamp program

But don’t worry friend!

You can always eat a shoelace.

We need to cut dependence on fed’ral programs

Because deficit spending will just kill everyone

Cat food for your dinner

Rep. Darrell Issa

You just might get thinner

Instead of buying lobster and steak and much more!

The poor folks are revolting and we can’t stand the sight!

Cuz we’re the Grand Old Party and we always are right!

Fuck the little children

The poor should use some condoms

Then they wouldn’t have kids crying at night

The liberals would fund it, yeah, you’ve got that right

They are all just kinder

To the poor unfortunates

Rep. Louie Gohmert

We just like to hurt

And destroy the social s-a-a-a-fety net

We call it welfare reform

When we send a kid to bed

Without his dinner at night

(Yes, yes, yes)

We don’t give a rat’s ass

Because our children won’t suffer

And who really cares

About your hungry kid?

Rep. Steve King

Rep. Paul Ryan