“I
oppose military strikes on Syria. The president has no real plan, no real goal,
other than to cause mayhem. The president knows nothing about anything,
particularly how to launch a secret military strike! And don’t you just LOVE
how I waited until the issue was resolved—the Syrians are turning over all of
their chemical weapons to an international committee—before I said one fucking
word about it! Have I got the touch or what?”
Minority
Senate Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky)
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“Excellent job, Sen. McConnell! See?
Old dogs can learn new tricks!”
Babe, famous talking pig and manager of
McConnell’s re-election campaign
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| Mitch McConnell |
“Wanna
go to breakfast with us? We’re going out for pancakes and sausage.”
Sen.
McConnell
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“You are a cruel man, Sen. McConnell.”
Babe
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