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| John Kerry |
“Well,
honey, I am off to Geneva to try and get this whole Syria/chemical
weapons/Russia thing all ironed out. America needs me and I must go.”
Secretary
of State John Kerry
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“Well, that’s nice dear. Did you pack
clean underwear? What about extra ketchup and relish packets? You can hand them
out as party favors! Or you might get stranded with nothing else to eat!”
Mrs. Secretary and business tycoon Teresa
Heinz Kerry
- - -
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| John Kerry |
“I
am not handing out condiment packets at such an important meeting. I did it last time and the Russians were not amused. I’m making history here, Tessie, while you’re worried about selling ketchup in foreign
markets.”
Secretary
Kerry
- - -
"I always support you in everything you do, Johnny. I was even willing to be your first woman at the house of white. Now you can do this for me."
Mrs. Kerry
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|
| John Kerry |
"Oh all right. But I am not handing out samples of Tater
Tots. Those damn things make my hands stink. What the hell are those things made of anyway? I have to keep a little dignity."
Secretary Kerry
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