Overheard in Egypt (really):

Michele Bachmann

“We are here in Egypt to thank the military for overthrowing the democratically elected Muslim Brotherhood based government because the Muslim Brotherhood is, well, a threat around the world. We stand against this great evil. We remember who caused 9/11 in America and killed 3,000 Americans.”

Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minnesota), speaking in Egypt.

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Louie Gohmert

“Boy, sure, you bet, Rep. Bachman. Why Egyptian coup-leaser General Abdel Fatah el-Sissi is no less a revolutionary hero than America’s George Washington, though you don’t have cherry trees in this here motherfvucking desert, so I don’t know what he might have chopped down and then admitted chopping down. Maybe a baby.

Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas)

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Peter King

“I just came along for the ride.”

Rep. Peter King (R-Iowa)

Ana Navaro

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“Ten bucks says you thought you were going to Walmart,
you slimeball.”

Ana Navaro, Republican strategist/pundit

Walter Cronkite

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“But Rep. Bachman, Rep. Gohmert, and Rep. King, didn’t the Muslim Brotherhood denounce the 9/11 terrorist attack on the United States? Wasn’t deposed Egyptian President Mohammed Morsi a leader in the Muslim Brotherhood at the time? You make it sound as if it was the Muslim Brotherhood and not Al-Queda that led the attacks on the United States! Is that what you mean to say, Rep. Bachmann?”

Walter Cronkite      

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Michele Bachmann

“Walter, Walter, Walter… there you go again. Trying to get all the facts. Didn’t anyone ever tell you not to spoil a completely hollow, worthless and outright stupid gesture with facts? Run along now. And take Ana with you.”

Michele Bachmann

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Walter Cronkite

“America, you are witnessing history. And may God help us all.”

Walter Cronkite