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| John Kerry |
“Hello? Hello? Is anybody there?”
Secretary of State John Kerry
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| Theresa Heinz Kerry |
“(Whispering) John, are you
there? It’s me Tessie.”
Theresa
Heinz Kerry
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| John Kerry |
“Of course I’m here. This is how it
works. You call; I answer. Now what is up, my love?”
Secretary Kerry
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| Theresa Heinz Kerry |
“(Whispering)
John, I need you to come home and help me.”
Theresa
Heinz Kerry
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| John Kerry |
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“Tessie, you know I can’t do that
today. I’m in Europe for peace talks. What do you need help with?”
Secretary Kerry
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| Theresa Heinz Kerry |
“(Whispering) I can’t talk too loudly because they will hear me, but there are strangers all over our mansion! I don’t know any of these people, John. Did you let them in?“
Theresa
Heinz Kerry
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| John Kerry |
“Tessie, I have no idea who is there so
how can I know if I let them in? I haven’t been there in three days.”
Secretary Kerry
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| Theresa Heinz Kerry |
“Well,
they are men and women and they are all dressed up like they work in the
service industry. Maybe as maids and butlers or something. Maybe food service.
They are everywhere John and they are not OUR kind of people! Everywhere I turn, they are there offering me a drink
with poison in it, or food with poison in it, or poison with poison in it.”
Theresa
Heinz Kerry
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| John Kerry |
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“Hmmmm… Tessie? How do you know there is poison in the food and drinks?”
Secretary Kerry
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| Theresa Heinz Kerry |
“My friend Hinkey the Mouse told me.”
Theresa
Heinz Kerry
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| John Kerry |
“OK. Well now. Let’s see. You are at
home, Tessie, and all of those people you see work for you. They are our servants. They are not trying to poison you. There
were 173 of them at last count and they are there to do everything from cook
food for you to wipe your butt. You are OK, honey. You need to stop listening
to the Hinkey. He is a liar.”
Secretary Kerry
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| Theresa Heinz Kerry |
“It
is really hard to ignore a seven foot tall mouse who weighs 300 pounds and speaks with a Lithuanian accent! Johnny!
I need you to come home! I never have troubles when you are here with me! Come
home now! Don't you love me any more?"
Theresa
Heinz Kerry
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| John Kerry |
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“Tessie, we’ve been through this
before. Sometimes I have to go out and make a little history. You need to
settle down now and may be take a nap. It would be good for you. I promise.”
Secretary Kerry
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| Theresa Heinz Kerry |
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"Who
is this? Why did you call me? Stop calling here! I hate you!No one’s home! Hinkey! Come here! (click)”
Theresa
Heinz Kerry
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