Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Overheard at Mitch McConnell's Campaign Headquarters:


Babe

“The religious right spends a lot of time talking about gay sex and why it’s bad, but at our recent ‘Values Summit,’ we never mentioned a word about living wages, labor right, basic incomes, the right to health care, the need for children to know no one has the right to touch them sexually, that men have no right to ever hit women they allegedly love, social justice, the needs of the poor, the needs of refugees, the powerless, white slavery, sex slavery, child abuse, or the fact that Jesus Christ would TOTALLY support the idea of gay marriage. But what do I know? I’m just a talking pig. Oh wait… so are a lot of Conservative Christians.”

Babe, the famous talking pig, chairperson of Mitch McConnell's Re-Election Campaign

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