Monday, October 7, 2013

Overheard in Moscow:


Vladimir Putin

Happy Birthday to me!
Happy Birthday to me!
Happy Birthday, Mr. President!
Happy Birthday to me!

Nobody sent me a card!
Nobody sent me a card!
Nobody sent me a card!
And it pisses me off!

"I am so pissed. Nobody sent me any cards.

"I make new law. Everyone must send me cards for birthday. Even President Obama.

"By the way,  has anyone seen or heard from Edward Snowden lately?

"I didn’t think so."

Russian President Vladimir Putin, who turned 59 on Oct. 7.

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