Monday, October 7, 2013

Overheard in Syria:


Bashar al-Assad




“We don’t have government shutdowns in Syria! Sometimes the government shuts OTHER things down, but never itself. Oh, and you can't come in yet, America. We are still hiding the chemical weapons in secret places. Ollie, Ollie, off and free! Isn't that what you Americans say in the game hide-and-seek?”

Syrian President Bashar al-Assad

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