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| Mister Ed |
“Sen. Lee! Sen. Lee! Your approval rates
are tanking and your disproval rates are just going sky high following your
work in engineering the 16-day federal government shutdown!”
Mister Ed, famous talking horse and Fox News
commentator
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| Mike Lee |
“Like my fellow patriot Sen. Ted Cruz, I would
rather be loved in my home state and hated in Washington than loved in
Washington and hated in my home state. The people of Utah—that’s who I serve!”
Sen. Mike Lee (R-Utah)
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| Mister Ed |
“Uhm…
bad news, Sen. Lee. The people of Utah are the ones who now disprove of your
actions. Your constituents are speaking openly of a primary challenge! It appears you are
in some pretty deep shit.”
Mister Ed
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| Mike Lee |
“Well, uhm… ah… the only numbers I really care
about are those showing how much Obamacare will cost America, and I will be
continuing to fight against it, no matter what the folks back home say. They
don’t know what’s good for them; only yours truly knows that. …”
Sen. Lee.
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