Overheard on 'This Week':

Martha Raddatz

"Hi, I'm Martha Raddatz filling in for that gorgeous hunk of man, George Stephanopoulos, here on 'This Week.' George allows me to take his place because I'm so incredibly aggressive without having even the most minimal understanding of what journalists do. In fact, most industry insiders believe I've gotten this far not because of brains and talent, but because I am so incredibly plain looking that EVERYONE looks good when they appear in a shot with me and George, well, he just looks stellar."

Martha Raddatz

Martha Raddatz

"Throughout this week's show, I am going to make everyone one of you believe the TEA Party is now the dominate political force in America  by shutting down any guest who suggests otherwise, a situation made easier by the defection of our really intelligent panel members for other networks! We'll also be speaking with a couple of important people, but I forget who they are."

Martha Raddatz

Martha Raddatz

"With me right now is House Democratic Leader, Nancy Pelosi, a woman whose name brings in big money at Republican fundraisers. Rep. Pelosi, don't you just hate this Obamacare Program and all of the glitches?"

Martha Raddatz

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Nancy Pelosi

"Actually, Martha, you snide cunt, it's called the Affordable Care Act, and let's see YOU put together an Internet site that can be visited by the world , all at the same time, and have it all work well the first week. How many times did the ABC news website crash in its first month?"

Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-California)

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Martha Raddatz

"ABC News has a website? The next thing you'll tell is that you don't believe Hillary Clinton isn't running for president in 2016."

Martha Raddatz

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Nancy Pelosi

"Uhm... I don't know that, though she would be a great president. She has an incredible resume and a record of solid achievement.  She is a woman, but she is also incredibly qualified, and might well be the most qualified candidate from either party in the past 20 years."
Rep. Pelosi

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Martha Raddatz

"Well that's nice. But don't you think Kathleen Sebelius should be fired as secretary of Health and Human Services over all of the Obamacare glitches? Aren't you awed by the incredible might of the Tea Party? And don't you think Ted Cruz is a fucking idiot?"

Martha Raddatz

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Nancy Pelosi

"Uhm... My concern would be that we would re-engage our country in a dialogue that will lead to solutions and not incrimination."

Rep. Pelosi

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Martha Raddatz

"Well whoop-de-doo for you, Nancy. You're not giving me much to work with here, bitch."

Martha Raddatz

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Nancy Pelosi

"Well, fortunately, that's not my job, is it now?"

Rep. Pelosi