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| George Stephanopoulos |
"President Putin, we have a lot to talk about so I hope you will shut the fuck up, speak when spoken to, and answer the questions."
George
Stephanopoulos, host of 'This Week'
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| Vladimir Putin |
"My,
George, you are so much more forceful than I was led to believe. And for such a
short man. This is very amusing."
Russian President
Vladimir Putin
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| George Stephanopoulos |
"Damn
right. I'm a four foot tall man standing in the middle of one of the most
repressive countries in the world. I have to assert myself."
George
Stephanopoulos
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| Vladimir Putin |
"You
do what you have to do, my little hobbit friend."
President
Putin
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| George Stephanopoulos |
"What
are you going to do about these terrorists?"
George
Stephanopoulos
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| Vladimir Putin |
"We
will blow them all up. Not to worry."
President
Putin
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| George Stephanopoulos |
"What
are you going to do with the gays who will show up at The Olympics."
George
Stephanopoulos
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| Vladimir Putin |
"We
will treat them with great respect. We read American blogs. Gays have much
disposable income to spend and we hope they will spend it during the
games. We will hopefully sell each gay boy and dykey girl a rainbow Olympic flag at greately inflated souvenir prices."
President
Putin
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| George Stephanopoulos |
"And
my last question is have you ever seen a newscaster as overwhelmingly handsome
as I am? Do I not feel in awe of my magnificence?"
George
Stephanopoulos
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| Vladimir Putin |
"George,
I cannot answer that question without sounding like fairy boy. But yes, you do
present a masculine beauty that even I can see."
President
Putin
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| George Stephanopoulos |
"Even
behind the Iron Curtain, I am the most gorgeous man in the room, no matter what room I am in. GOD, I love me."
George
Stephanopoulos
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