Tuesday, February 4, 2014

Overheard on Rep. Eric Cantor's Cellphone:


Pope Francis I

“Unjust social conditions such as unemployment and income disparity lead to sin, financial ruin and even suicide. That’s the truth and anyone who doesn’t like it can kiss my papal ass.”

Pope Francis I





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Eric Cantor

“If you really understood capitalism, you’d like it more and wouldn’t complain so much about the negative effects it has. Making money is a good thing! Earning big bucks from child laborers and poor people rocks! Dodging taxes through corporate deductions feels better than sex!”

House Majority Leader Rep. Eric Cantor (R-Virginia)





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Pope Francis I

 


“Rep. Cantor? I run the goddam Catholic Church … and you think I don’t understand capitalism? About making money off poor people? About dodging taxes? You small time piker! YOU help run a country; I run the fucking CHURCH! Are you meshugana?
Pope Francis I

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