Showing posts with label Condoleeza Rice. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Condoleeza Rice. Show all posts

Sunday, September 8, 2013

Overheard on MSNBC:


Rachel Maddow



"Has anyone else noticed the SAME fools who led us into a phony war in Iraq are now urging and cajoling the United States into taking action against Syria, or, is it just me? I'm going to lend President Obama $1 so he can buy a clue on this one... When all of the people who oppose you suddenly support something, RUN AWAY."
Rachel Maddow, MSNBC host

Donald Rumsfeld


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"President Obama is an idiot, but his ideas on Syria are sound. ATTACK!"
Donald Rumsfeld




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Condoleeza Rice





"President Obama is an idiot. But his idea on Syria is the right thing to do."
Former Condoleeza Rice, former Secretary of State




Karl Rove
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"Blow those damn Syrians out of the desert! We can open a resort there!"
Karl Rove, GOP strategist, former chief aid to President George W. Bush, and escaped demon from hell.

 

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Joe Lieberman


"Blow them up! Kill. Maim. Oh, it makes me tired just thinking about it."
Former Sen. Joe Lieberman (I), former senator from Connecticut


 

George Bush
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"You can never have too many wars in the Middle East. And it would be really great to have at least one NOT started by a Bush."
Former President George W. Bush

 



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Dick Cheney



"Strike! Kill! Explosion! Mayhem! Dead Children! Deformed puppies! Bombs! Chemical Weapons! Chaos! Pestilence! These are a few of my favorite things! I told President Bush to bomb Syria in 2007. Obama may be a day late now, but what the hell? Who is going to complain about a few more dead Middle Eastern people?"
Dick Cheney








Monday, February 18, 2013

Overheard in Washington, D.C.:



Condoleeza Rice and George W. Bush

"I am really glad those hackers didn't get into MY email. They would have found all the nude photos Condi Rice sent me. Christ that woman is an animal."

George W. Bush (R), 43rd president of the United States

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"Only for you, Georgie. Oh, and Muammar Gaddafi, too."

Condoleeza Rice, former Secretary of State

Bill Clinton


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"Come on, 'Leeza. It was more than just them, you little minx. Old Tom Jefferson had it right; brown sugar, indeed."

Bill Clinton (D), 42nd president of the United States
 and renown sugar aficionado