Sunday, September 8, 2013

Overheard on MSNBC:


Rachel Maddow



"Has anyone else noticed the SAME fools who led us into a phony war in Iraq are now urging and cajoling the United States into taking action against Syria, or, is it just me? I'm going to lend President Obama $1 so he can buy a clue on this one... When all of the people who oppose you suddenly support something, RUN AWAY."
Rachel Maddow, MSNBC host

Donald Rumsfeld


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"President Obama is an idiot, but his ideas on Syria are sound. ATTACK!"
Donald Rumsfeld




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Condoleeza Rice





"President Obama is an idiot. But his idea on Syria is the right thing to do."
Former Condoleeza Rice, former Secretary of State




Karl Rove
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"Blow those damn Syrians out of the desert! We can open a resort there!"
Karl Rove, GOP strategist, former chief aid to President George W. Bush, and escaped demon from hell.

 

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Joe Lieberman


"Blow them up! Kill. Maim. Oh, it makes me tired just thinking about it."
Former Sen. Joe Lieberman (I), former senator from Connecticut


 

George Bush
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"You can never have too many wars in the Middle East. And it would be really great to have at least one NOT started by a Bush."
Former President George W. Bush

 



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Dick Cheney



"Strike! Kill! Explosion! Mayhem! Dead Children! Deformed puppies! Bombs! Chemical Weapons! Chaos! Pestilence! These are a few of my favorite things! I told President Bush to bomb Syria in 2007. Obama may be a day late now, but what the hell? Who is going to complain about a few more dead Middle Eastern people?"
Dick Cheney








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