Showing posts with label Steven Seagal. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Steven Seagal. Show all posts

Thursday, March 27, 2014

Overheard on CNN:


Steven Seagal



“Vladimir Putin is a great American. And my favorite president! The best one ever!”

Steven Seagal, reality television star, Russian fitness guru

Monday, February 11, 2013

Overheard in Arizona:



Steven Seagal

"Hi. Remember me? That's OK. I barely remember me. Do you like my sunglasses? Yes, I wear them indoors because I am cool. You probably do not wear sunglasses indoors because you are not as cool as me. Do you see the brick wall behind me? It is smarter than I am, but I could knock it down with my phenomenal martial arts skills. Or my giant head. Go away now. Do not arouse my incredible wrath."

Action movie actor and Louisiana deputy sheriff Steven Seagal, who is lending his skills as an action movie star to train volunteer members of an Maricopa County (Arizona) posse on how to patrol school hallways in an effort to combat school shootings. Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio's volunteer posse has some 3,500 members.