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| John Boehner |
"I
don't give a shit what anyone else thinks. I think the IRS is hiding something
and that's why one IRS employee, out of ALL of the IRS employees who testified
and answered who knows HOW MANY questions, declined to subject herself to the
belligerence, hate, anger, and moral superiority of House Committee hell bent
on burning some witches. Now I ask you again: who is going to jail over
whatever it is these IRS bastards are doing? And note how all of this is making me smile ALL THE TIME. It kinda hurts. I don't understand smiling."
Speaker of the House John Boehner, whose personal fortune is estimated at between $1.7 and
$5.5 million.
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| Lindsay Lohan |
"All
right, Mr. Boner. I'll confess. I'm the one who did it. I was trying to screw the teabaggers. I did it. Now get me the FUCK out of rehab so I can have my Adderall again. Send me to jail, right now, only
make it the MALE jail so that I can make enough money to pay for my
rehab."
Lindsay Lohan, addict/troubled celebrity/drunken driver/thief
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| Paris Hilton |
"No
Lindsay, don't do it. The guys in
jail only pay you in cigarettes. Even the guards. I've tried paying for things with cigarettes before. No one accepts them. They aren't nearly as cool as food stamps
or aluminum cans and plastic bottles. I'm hot, you're hot, poverty is hot, as long as it doesn't last long. Wow. I'm lucky I have clothes on otherwise I'd be staring right into my vagina. That'd be scary."
jail only pay you in cigarettes. Even the guards. I've tried paying for things with cigarettes before. No one accepts them. They aren't nearly as cool as food stamps
or aluminum cans and plastic bottles. I'm hot, you're hot, poverty is hot, as long as it doesn't last long. Wow. I'm lucky I have clothes on otherwise I'd be staring right into my vagina. That'd be scary."
Paris Hilton, heiress/reality TV star/addict
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