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Wednesday, May 15, 2013
Overheard in Washington, D.C.:
Mitch McConnell
"I've been asked here today to make a public apology to Sen. Harry Reid and his wonderful wife. Yesterday, I suggested that his wife engages in sex with animals, and for that I am deeply sorry. From the bottom of my cold black heart, to the top of my balding head, I ask for her forgiveness..."
Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky), whose personal fortune
is estimated at $50 million.
Mitch McConnell
"...I know perfectly well she doesn't have sex with animals... She only has sex with vegetables. Like my good friend Sen. Reid. Fuck YOU, Harry." Sen. McConnell
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