Overheard in New York City:

Anthony Weiner

“Mayor of New York? You want me to be Mayor of New York? Sorry. I’m too busy jerking off. Don't believe me? Just ask my former sexting partner.”

Anthony Weiner, former congressman, who resigned after sending photos displaying his underwear-clad assets to women other than his wife, and is watching as his run for the office of mayor of New York City is being derailed by new allegations of him engaging in sexting with women other than his wife.