Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Overheard on Fox:


Brian Kilmeade





"I have a real problem with those Syrian rebels saying ‘Allahu Akbar.’ They are jihadists and want to hurt America!"
Brian Kilmeade, Fox news host.




John McCain
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“You sir, are a fucking idiot.”
Sen. John ‘Blood and Guts’ McCain

Brian Kilmeade
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“What do you mean by that?”


Brian Kilmeade


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John McCain




“Only YOU would ask, ‘What do you mean a by ‘I’m a fucking idiot’? I mean you are a fucking idiot. I cannot use language that is any plainer. What those MODERATE Muslims said in that video you showed was very much like a Christian would say, ‘Thank God.’ Do you have a problem with Christians saying, ‘Thank God’?”
Sen. Blood and Guts

Brian Kilmeade
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“ … ”


Brian Kilmeade


John McCain
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“C’mon, speak up, pundit boy. I don’t have all day. Or perhaps I need to get out my car battery and jumper cables and give you a little bit of inspiration? And quit mumbling, will you? Who the fuck do you think you are—Peggy Noonan?”
Sen. Blood and Guts



Brian Kilmeade
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“No, sir, I do not believe I am Peggy Noonan. She is WAAAY more sylish than me. And no jumper cables are required. I have no problems with Christians saying, ‘Thank God’.”


Brian Kilmeade


John McCain
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“Then why the fuck would you have problems with Muslims saying the same damn thing, you miserable fucktard? You need to do a little more research before you open your pie hole. All you are doing is stirring up shit, and that is an official crime.”
Sen. Blood and Guts
Brian Kilmeade


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“Stirring shit up is not a crime, Sen.  McCain.”


Brian Kilmeade

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John McCain



“Then you have never read ‘McCain’s Law,’ because believe me, it is a crime and the penalties are severe. Now say you’re sorry and shut the fuck up, otherwise I am going to show you how I perform a transurethral prostatectomy using only a knitting needle, a plunger, and a can of anchovies.”
Sen. Blood and Guts
Brian Kilmeade

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“I’m very sorry, SIR.


Brian Kilmeade


John McCain
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“That’s better. Shithead.”
Sen. Blood and Guts





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