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| Rachel Maddow |
“So…. Let me get this straight, Sen.
Cruz. You like Jesse Helms and believe we need 100 more just like him in the
U.S. Senate.”
MSNBC host Rachel Maddow
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| Ted Cruz |
“Yes,
I do. I read that in the bible, by the way.”
Sen.
Ted Cruz
(R-Texas)
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| Rachel Maddow |
“I’m sure you did. Are you aware that Helms was
an arch-conservative race-baiting homophobe?”
Rachel Maddow
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| Ted Cruz |
“Of
course I know that. I am as well. Fuck people of color. Fuck the liberals. And
fuck all of you homosexuals.”
Sen.
Cruz
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| Rachel Maddow |
“Sen. Cruz. Let me get this straight…
you just said you want to fuck all of the homosexuals? Well! We have some major news here! How long have you
felt this way? Is it just the gays you want to sleep with or is it the
lesbians as well? Are you a bottom or a top.”
Rachel Maddow
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| Rick Santorum |
“He’s
a top. I’ve been with him; I know. He longs to be a bottom but he has
hemorrhoid issues.”
Rick
Santorum,
long-time conservative bottom boy, closeted homosexual, and America’s favorite
Roman Catholic.
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| Ted Cruz |
“That is not what I meant and you know
it. And you shut the fuck up, Santorum. (You promised you'd take that to your grave, you animal.) I believe homosexuality is unnatural
and against God’s plan and all of you are going to hell. I read THAT in the
bible, too.”
Sen. Cruz
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| Rachel Maddow |
“I’m
sure you did. But back to Jesse Helms. Are you aware he once rode a Senate
elevator with Sen. Carol Moselely-Braun (D-IL). At the time, she was the only person
of color serving in the entire Senate and sang “Dixie” in her face while telling
fellow-elevator riders that he was going to keep singing until she started
crying? Right in the middle of America's Civil Rights Revolution? Is that the sort of thing you want going on in the Senate? In America?”
Rachel
Maddow
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| Ted Cruz |
“ABSOLUTELY. I’m no singer, but
certainly ‘Dixie’ is a big improvement over some of the pop songs you hear
today.”
Sen Cruz
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| Rachel Maddow |
“I
guess that one went RIGHT OVER YOUR POINTY LITTLE HEAD, didn’t it?”
Rachel
Maddow
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| Ted Cruz |
“What? I told you I don't know anything about HEAD, no matter what Santorum says. Wait... my pointy little what?”
Sen. Cruz
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