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| Rafael 'Ted' Cruz |
Ran-DULL!
Ran-DULL!”
Sen. Rafael “Ted” Cruz (R-Texas)
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| Randall Paul |
“What
is all this commotion about, Raphael?”
Sen.
Randall Paul (R-Kentucky)
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| Rafael 'Ted' Cruz |
“What
the fuck is this business about you ‘not really’ supporting my contention that
if another government shutdown is necessary to stop Obamacare, so be it? What
the fuck, my friend? What happened to ‘One for All and All for One!”
Sen.
Cruz
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| Randall Paul |
“I
never said that bullshit. You said it and everyone else in the room just sort
of mumbled. This is the Senate; it’s full contact. Sometimes I can stand with
you, and sometimes I gotta run away. And when it comes to the presidential
contest, my friend, there are no teams.”
Sen.
Paul
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| Rafael 'Ted' Cruz |
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“Well, aren’t you just the nicest guy! No
wonder your son drinks heavily.”
Sen.
Cruz
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| Randall Paul |
“Now
that bullshit is uncalled for, Raphael, you fucking Canadian wetback. Or is it
called a 'wetfront' when you come in from the North?”
Sen.
Paul
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| Rafael 'Ted' Cruz |
“Hey, hey, hey. I am a U.S. citizen. My
parents met while working for an OIL COMPANY in Texas.”
Sen.
Cruz
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| Randall Paul |
“No…
REALLY? Does explain your endless, undying, unwavering pandering for the oil
and gas industries? Just think… were it not for the oil industry, you might not
exist now. You owe them big.”
Sen.
Paul
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| Rafael 'Ted' Cruz |
“Yes,
I do. Wow. That’s pretty humbling. I never thought of it that way before.”
Sen.
Cruz
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| Randall Paul |
“Ha ha
ha.”
Sen.
Paul
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| Rafael 'Ted' Cruz |
“Ho ho ho.”
Sen.
Cruz
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